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This is 3/4 of the girls I work with and they all model and work in bars/clubs and do events and are Molson girls -_- I’m pretty tired of it since I’m by far nothing even close to attractive next to them but I don’t do this kind of crap.  “oh I’m so fat and ugly *cry cry cry*” …
I’m pretty much a chubby hobbit with a decent rack … Yeah that’s pretty accurate but I don’t want pity.  There’s nothing I can do to get taller without wearing high heels and I’m still really short with them.  Though I can blame my boyfriend for getting me chubby with all the fast food I never ate before we started dating it’s pretty obvious I ate 1 or 2 big macs a year before now I eat mcdonal’s almost once a week it used to be worse before he moved. I don’t blame him though he never really forced me to go with him I could have brought my own food.  I have really bad skin and hair (not to mention unmentionable body hair -_-).  My legs are (and pretty much always have been) too fat for the rest of me (it’s bad I need to go up a size in pants so my legs fit in them but they slide right off the rest of me and I have quite the booty).  My feet shouldn’t be a 9 they should be a 5 or a 6 at the most (see why I said hobbit I’m 4’11” my feet are the same size as my friend who’s 5’9”). 
I do however have pretty decent boobs unlike theses girls I don’t need to buy double push-ups (mainly because they don’t make them in my size I guess no one thinks DD need to be bigger :P) or spend $50 on giant chicken cutlets (which is ridiculous!).  I’m always curious what guys say when they rip off the girls clothes and either big plastic pouches fall out or they discover the bar od 98% padding and a girl he thought had decent boobs is almost flat chested?  I know I’d be humiliated if that happened.  Even if he doesn’t take the bra off but he’s probably going to want to feel under the bra right? So he puts his hand up there but grabs some rubber or pretty much nothing what’s he going to think?  It’s like setting yourself up for disaster.  Some guys could care less but other not so much.  My boyfriend makes fun of me now for leaving the little padded inserts that come with (the only) bras I buy (because they’re the only ones Lasenza seems to carry in my size) I can’t imagine what he would say if I had those $50 chicken cutlets (they are massive like pretty much a double push-up kind of size).  though he has encouraged me to get a double push-up (of course he already knows what to expect when it comes off) to see what I’d look like with bigger boobs (yeah he’s a boob man … obviously … but honestly he just like women the curvier the better … maybe that’s why me convinced me to eat all that fast food -_-).
So yeah I don’t have a lot going for me (unlike these girls who could get any thing and go anywhere) but I don’t complain (ok I do to my boyfriend and with one girl I work with but we are like the same person lol) I’d certainly never complain on facebook I’m nowhere near as attention starved (of course I’d get like 3 comments max on it *forever alone*) but these girls are just stupid attention whore!
Needed to get that off my chest I just can’t stand pitty parties *rolls eyes*



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Posted on July/27/2011
Tagged as: ho, facebook, attention whore, picture, selfconfidence, twat, liked, forever alone, boyfriend, body image, hobbit, short, fat, sad, starved, work, pity party, rolling eyes, boobs, boyfriend,
Originally Posted by: girlsgotafacelikemurder

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